Neko and I have been spending a lot of time together lately… all by ourselves! It’s amazing how one little 10lb mass can make or break your morning with precisely timed cries and fits of screaming.
Monday morning Neko decided to wake up an hour earlier than her normal time of 9:00am and start screaming. Well, at this time, Dad had not showered, eaten, brushed his teeth or gotten ready for work. (all on the schedule from 8-9) The bottle was cold… everything was wrong.
So… dad overheated the bottle, causing a 10 minute cool down period with hungry Neko screaming her little head off. Then dad fed her the bottle when it reached the ideal baby drinking temperature, only to be met with a “man that bottle is leaking” from an onlooking Papi Nappy.
Yeah, that’s right, Neko wasn’t drinking fast, I had poured 3/4 of the bottle all over her because it was leaking out of the other side that I couldn’t see from my position.
So now dad has a hungry, wet and pissed off baby, only to be followed by a now necessary changing of clothes and a sponge bath. Both of which heighten Neko’s mood in the worst way.
Needless to say, it was a great morning! This one will go down in the record books!
-Brandon
